AUB Launches New Website While Cafeteria Still Under Construction
Ladies and Gentelmen,
Today is a great day for everyone. Our beloved AU has finally, finally launched a NEW, IMPROVED, PROFESSIONAL and BETTER-LOOKING-THAN-LAU website!
Can you imagine? Not having to bookmark moodle so that you don’t see those ugly pre-historic side bars. Not having to face that ‘AUB Bulletin’ pop-up. Not having to feel like a loser every time you see those beautiful pictures of someone hanging around west hall or casually walking around campus while you have to stay in Jafet and study for your CS course off of slides you printed out which took you more time to print than to actually read.
We’re kidding. You still have to face that.
But it looks nicer than http://www.lau.edu.lb
‘Life is good’
One AUB official proclaims while clicking around the website. ‘Now AUB has gone digital in this digital world, no one can stand between us and global world domination’. In fact, AUB actually has really gone digital, so digital that it sports a:
1-Twitter Account: if you want to ‘follow” AUB… if you know what I mean 😉
3-Facebook Page: if you want to ‘Like’ AUB… if you know what I mean 😉
2-Flicker Account: if you want to see The Magnificent All-Mighty Green Oval from a different angle.
4-Youtube Channel: if you want to watch President Dorman give that powerful speech just one more time.
‘Success is imminent’ explains an AUB official pointing at the 26 followers they have on twitter. Which is 4,577,778 followers less than Justin Bieber. They also have 126 ‘Likes’ on facebook… which is 14,213 ‘Likes’ less than Zaatar w Zeit. Regardless, the new website will provide AUB with a new way to get money from people for a very simple reason:
There is a ‘MAKE A GIFT’ button on every page of the website. SO, whenever you are reading the About Us page…. MAKE A GIFT.
If you are almost going to click AUBsis…. MAKE A GIFT.
If you are checking your Imail… MAKE A GIFT.
If you are downloading an online transfer application…. MAKE A GIFT.
If you are stalking your professor’s infopage…. MAKE A GIFT.
If you are happy and you know it…. MAKE A GIFT.
Oh and by ze way, AUB’s cafeteria is now a year late. Happy Anniversary!
And by ze by ze way, AUB’s website is http://www.aub.edu.lb 😉